Trapped Confession: Alejandro

Chris had told the contestants that they would be going for their challenge for this day's episode in an hour, giving them all enough time to have team meetings, preparations, and last minute confessionals. It was a last minute confessional that Alejandro had chosen to take advantage of; any chance to get away from his team of "useless idiots" was fine by him. He opened the bathroom confessional and strode in with his usual calm, cool poise. He closed the door behind him and sat down on the toilet seat, looking into the ever running camera. The camera buzzed to life and began its recording of the handsome Hispanic before it. "Ah, DJ will be missed… he was a most excellent candidate for an alliance member. Alas, with no merging of teams in sight or him being allowed to join my team… It's for the best," Alejandro smirked proudly, showing the camera his white teeth as he sat with his back to the wall in relaxing.

"So now with one team out, I can focus my…" Alejandro shudders before saying the rest of his sentence hesitantly. "Team, onto the girls… And once they are all gone, it's only natural that they fall like all pawns do…" letting out a soft laugh, he got up from the seat and gripped the handle for the exit.

Twisting the knob, his smile faded and he looked down at the handle. "¿Qué? What's the meaning of this?" He asked himself, trying to force the door open by pushing on it.

But, no matter what he did, the door was clamped shut and wouldn't budge an inch. "Increible! Is anyone out there?" No response. "Great…" He groaned, taking his seat again.

"I suppose it doesn't matter. If and when my team loses the challenge, whatever it is, they won't vote me off. They know how valuable I am—"

BZZZZT: 10:30 AM …

"—And like my mama always told me: 'You are a gem Alejandro, the diamond in the rough,' and this show is nothing but roughs—"

BZZZZT: 11:30 AM…

"—Tyler is a moron, Owen is useless, and Noah can't commit to any thing… Luckily, they're just pawns; they are not able to topple a Queen like me… Wait—"

BZZZZT: 12:30 PM…

"…My butt itches…" quickly scanning the tiny bathroom area, he reached one hand down his back, but stops. "Oh no, I'm not going to do it, not while that camera is—"

BZZZZT: 12:31 PM…

"—Ahhh, que se siente muy bien," He moaned as his fingers dug into the flesh of his bottom. He notices the camera again and quickly grabs it. "Give me the tape! I can not let that be seen!"

BZZZZT: 1:01 PM…

"Forgive me, I lost my senses for a moment," The camera is lopsided as it continues to record.

BZZZZT: 2:01 PM…

"I will admit it, my team, they are not so bad. It would help if they would all have Tyler's enthusiasm, or Noah's intelligence… but sadly what they have, they lack in so much more…"

BZZZZT: 2:30 PM…

"Bridgette...? Too nice of a girl for her own good. But that is only on the outside. When we kissed, I felt—"

BZZZZT: 2:45 PM…

"—If only she was less of a fool, she would've made a great partner—"

BZZZZT: 3:00 PM…

"…What time is it? How long are they going to be gone? I'm starting to get hungry…"

BZZZZT: 3:10 PM…

"You know what this is… punishment. This is because i was too easy on the other players. José is probably laughing at me right now… he also will probably see me trapped in this, this… el infierno del angujero creado por un loco! Excuse my language…"

BZZZT: 4:00 PM…

"This is either a cruel and unusual torture or a suck twist of fate I'm starting to think… if so, it was probably Heather's idea, that bruja arpia tortuos—"

BZZZT: 5:00 PM…

"-la traición puñaladas por la espalda comete—"

BZZZT: 5:10 PM…

"heh… But she is beautiful as much as the hot sun beats down on me when i take a swim at my summer house…"

BZZZT: 6:00 PM…

"-I have never seen such raven haired beauty in my life… In fact, debo estar loco, but I think I'm in lo—" a knock came to the bathroom door and shocked Alejandro. "Hey, Al. Are you done in there? It's been like eight hours!" Tyler yelled from the other side of the door. "Forgive me friend, but the door is—" Slowly, the door slid open easily and Tyler stepped in. "The door is what?" Tyler asked with a cock of his head. "…It's a pull door…" Alejandro groaned with a palm to his forehead. "Umm… Don't worry Al. The challenge was canceled today,"

"Why?"

"Chris lost the camera that was directly linked to the broadcasting tower thingy… Oh, there it is," Tyler pointed at the confessional camera. "…Tyler..?" Alejandro whispered, not taking his eyes off the camera. "Yeah Al?"

"...Where is everyone else?"

"Watching TV…" After Tyler's reply, Alejandro fell to his knees and screamed curses and disbelief that echoed through the jumbo jet.